I’m so ooooooooold!
I think I already wrote about something like this before, but I seriously can’t remember, getting so old that I’m losing my mind/memory. I feel like a 50 year old these days, but I’m still not even 21 yet!
I’ve gotten into this really bad “round” shape that just makes me sick, but not enough to motivate me to do stuff to not be round. And it sucks to sit at work for hours on end, I can literally feel my butt getting bigger. Plus I have to sit at work so much that it actually hurts my butt!
Alright, to much about my big fat butt 
. Back to being old… I left work the other day, just half way through my shift because I was so fucking exhausted that I was about to just fall asleep right then and there. I could barely drive myself home. So what might have been the cause the “exhaustion”? Did I drive 18 hours? Nope. Did I spend all night fishing? Nope. Did I do some other physically demanding activity? Nope. I was fucking exhausted from writing a 25 page paper for class! And the sad part is, I didn’t even write 25 pages, not even close, more like 13 pages, if that.
Don’t get me wrong, the paper starts off damn good, but then once we get into the last section and the meat of the paper, it starts to disintegrate completely! I’m going to be honest and admit I definitely planned poorly for the paper, but the professor devoted over 5 pages in the syllabus in describing the paper! I had glanced over it prior to writing, but never took in just how much stuff he wanted. And it wasn’t even like he wanted that much stuff, but he wanted the same stuff over and over. I had to pick something, then rationalize why I picked it, then I basically had to rationalize it again in how might certain aspects increase or decrease my target market’s demand or my firm’s supply. Like wtf? They need my product, so my firm is going to make it, there isn’t much else to it! Then get this, I had to rationalize once more according to my firm’s ability and willingness to product and market said product. There really isn’t all that much to say at this point that I haven’t said before in the paper, I mean it’s basically they pay me, so I make it, as long as they pay me more than it cost me to make it, I will make it!
I suppose if I had started writing this paper 2 weeks ago, I could of somehow expanded “they need it, they want it and I shall make it” into 25 pages, but in just 2 days was a bad idea.. Not to mention I was late in turning my paper in, so I’m going to be the last paper graded, and by that time he’ll have probably read some decent papers and be like WTF shit is this . And yet somehow the sucky paper drained me, so freaking sad…
Oh and ever since I twisted my ankle last winter, it starts to act up whenever it’s about to rain, the humidity and stuff makes it hurt. That is seriously an old people trait, 20 year olds aren’t suppose to do that! I almost want to get some kind of replacement from a 20 year cadaver, which doesn’t even sound right at all….
Man, oh man, how the frick am I going to handle a month overseas? I bet my grandma will be more youthful than I am….