the times of kryptoniteglows

A copy of my most recent electric bill, that is over $300! To put it into perspective, I’ve never had a bill over $100. My heating is oil. The last time they read the meter was in November, so it’s not like my bill is being caught up from last year. Additionaly my water bill had like 100 more cubic feet of water used than the last time I got a water bill. So WTF was that roommate doing all day while I wasn’t here? Taking hot showers and washing/drying each piece of clothing individually?

Unfortunately I’m stuck paying for over half that bill because I have to proate to the day he left on 1/28.

If I had to make some type of resolution for 2007, it would be to procrastinate less.� Very obvious as it’s February 2^nd before I’ve even thought of a resolution for the new year.� So to procrastinate less, I’ll need to be more organized, which I’m highly lacking because I still haven’t bought a new organizer/planner/date book for 2007.� So far this year, procrastination has cost me an additional fee at UD because I didn’t pay my tuition in full� on time, $3000 in tuition reimbursement from work because I didn’t fill out the request on time.� The last one kinda irks me just because I have to put in all this stuff for a request a month before the classes start, it’s not like they even issue me a check until a month after my classes end so don’t know what’s up with them needing stuff so far in advance when I don’t get cut a check until much later…

I had planned on buying a bunch of stuff from Amazon.com, but because I waited, practically everything I was going to buy went up in price!

Notice the spatulas?� That’s because my roommate (well former roommate, because he finally got the idea and moved the fuck out) decided to somehow mutilate my spatulas!� He just melted one of them!� One of the remaining ones is so deformed that I can’t even use it. I know it’s just a set of spatulas and I really couldn’t care less, but the fucking spatula says “CAUTION: NOT HEAT RESISTANT” right on it, so why would you be using it near heat and melting them?� I literally bought the spatulas, used them once, and along comes this roommate who destroys them!

Despite his leaving, the room he was in still has a lingering odor. Eww…� I also did a walk through during the daytime yesterday, and noticed how sickeningly disgusting his bathroom mirror was.� The picture doesn’t do justice for how nasty it was, it was like he decided to throw up on the mirror!� For a metro-homo-sexual kinda guy, I would expect more, I mean I couldn’t stand looking at myself in that kinda mirror everyday.� Took me all of 60 seconds to wipe the mirror with a cleaning wipe and then a dry paper towel and the darn thing was shiny again.

And here is the written notice for moving out that he gave me, just before he left.� By just before he left, I do mean just that, this was given to me approximate 10:30 PM the day he left.� Just a few minutes before getting this, he asked me to borrow paper and pen…� Ugh… For some reason he put 11/28/07?� Have no idea….� Then he carrots in $500 even though he isn’t getting the full deposit back (he owes me utilities for previous month and the current month).� To top it off, he asks me to make copy for him.� What a dipshit….

I know my disgust and distain of my former roommate seems rather extreme, but I guarantee you they are fully warranted.� This kid had the audacity to live in my house, consume my stuff, use my stuff and tell me I had a dead end job!� For the record, former roommate is a college graduate who works at Apple….in the mall… part time.� He was in and still is in no position to talk about my job.� Pretty much ridiculous on his part and he did not have a single leg to even stand on� (yes, he tried to argue with me on this instead of being a smart person or even a moderately intelligent person to quickly rescind his statement).� Unfortunately this was only one of the many pointless arguments he tried to make with me.� I would say almost everyone he would quickly run out of steam, end up making nonsense, or I just wouldn’t have the patience and ignore him.� Thank goodness it’s over.

I’m hoping tonight ends my roommate hell.� He says he is going to be out by today, but I’m seeing way to many signs of a person not ready to vacate especially since I don’t hear signs of packing from his room or any of his other shit in my house packed to go.� Plus he still has fucking dirty dishes in my sink.� And yea I got a problem with the way he washes his dishes, he uses my hot water and takes a long fucking time, might as well just use the damn dishwasher.

GET OUT! GET OUT!

roommate (1:56:30 PM): need to talk to ur dad. . . . .:P
roommate signed off at 2:00:57 PM.
roommate signed on at 2:10:38 PM.
kryptoniteglows (2:13:35 PM): my dad doesn’t want to talk to u :p
kryptoniteglows (2:13:44 PM): pay or leave, just that simple
roommate (2:14:37 PM): no, it’s u who do not want me to talk to him
roommate (2:15:56 PM): by law, if the tenant needs to talk to the landlord, the landlord must talk to the tenant
kryptoniteglows (2:17:13 PM): No, he doesn’t want to talk to you, i already talked to him and he is going to tell you the SAME EXACT THING i already told you
kryptoniteglows (2:17:33 PM): by law i can also force you to leave on the 28th
kryptoniteglows (2:18:43 PM): and wtf reason would i have for not allowing you to speak to him? seriously if he wanted to talk to you, i would glady you give you his number so you stop annoying me

Man oh man, how much more dense can this kid be?� I’m guessing he is still going to be here tomorrow and I don’t have a place to setup my TV stand >:[, it sits in my living room with my boat… � I just want to smack my roommate because he keeps insisting to talk to my dad and my dad and mom are like we don’t want to talk to him.� It’s simple, lease has ended +$50 this month and +$50 next month, take it or leave it. I honestly prefer the latter so I can get my living room back and buy new furniture.� Tell him over and over, that nothing will change because he talks to my dad, you just aren’t that charismatic!� I mean, maybe if you were a cute hot chick with big boobs, but more probably not…. Some how he doesn’t believe what I tell him, even wants to talk to my dad after I sent him this:
kryptoniteglows (11:56:24 PM): u still want to talk to my dad even though he is going to tell you the same thing I have told you countless times and you are just gonna look real stupid when it happens?

So I call my dad on my cell phone and give it to my roommate and my dad tells him the SAME EXACT thing I’ve already told him.� Can’t believe the roommate can’t put 1 and 1 together.� Your “landlord” dislikes you so much that he doesn’t even want to talk you, you think he is going give you an additional break on rent when YOU are the one that wanted a 4 month contract because you were going to graduate and get out of here?� The really funny thing is that the minimum lease was 6 months, which would have worked perfectly because he wants to stay 2 more months, but I was nice enough to give him a 4 month lease at an already discounted price because I’m nice like that.� I was also expecting you to leave on the 28th so I could start the new year, roommate free, but since you are still here and my stuff has no place to go, it’s going to cost you.

And it’s not like the kid has no money, he has a wtdirect account, minimum $10k to get the high yield so he has got at least that. � STFU!� You are p3WNED!