the times of kryptoniteglows

roommate: wat r we doing about trick or treators?
kryptoniteglows: what do u mean?
roommate: when ppl come aknocking…..wat’s gonna happen?
kryptoniteglows: give them fucking candy?
kryptoniteglows: that’s what the plastic pumpkin thing i bought was for
roommate: ok
roommate: just leave it outside or actually open the door for them?
kryptoniteglows: if they knock, you open the door and put candy in their bags and say oo ur costume is scary
kryptoniteglows: the close the door and lock it
kryptoniteglows: how hard is it take care of trick or treaters?
roommate: i may not even be here
kryptoniteglows: ok, then don’t be here
kryptoniteglows: if someone is here, there is a fucking plastic pumpkin with candy in it and pudding because i have to many pudding cups
kryptoniteglows: and if trick or treaters should fucking knock, then there is stuff to give them roommate: ok
roommate: ru gonna b here?
kryptoniteglows: does that matter?
roommate: [shrug] i jsut dunwant the house to get egged
kryptoniteglows: ur retarded
roommate: ok fine…if a pumpkin ends up on the driveway
kryptoniteglows: was that what u were saving ur eggs for from july?
kryptoniteglows: to egg people who don’t give u candy